heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via wanksclub)

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via fake-mermaid)

phan-you-not:

"ur otp isn’t real" image
"shipping real life people is so weird" image
"why do you ship the hot one with the ugly one!!1??" image

"they aren’t gay btw" image

"get a normal hobby" image
"omfg stop going on and on about those people!!!” image

(via obsessed-with-youtube)

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(Source: pemsylvania, via fake-mermaid)

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

(Source: esexist, via armadillo)

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

(Source: rneerkat, via cumfort)